Data Quality Mad Libs (Part 2)
Jim HarrisData Quality Mad Libs is an ongoing OCDQ series.
For the uninitiated, Mad Libs are sentences with several of their key words or phrases left intentionally blank.
Next to each blank is indicated what type of word should be entered, but you get to choose the actual words.
The completed sentence can be as thought-provoking, comical, or nonsensical as you want to make it.
Data Quality Mad Lib
“If you want to
_______________ (verb or phrase)
your
_______________ (noun or phrase)
initiative, then
_______________ (verb)
your
_______________ (noun or phrase)
that
_______________ (phrase)
is highly recommended.”
My Version
“If you want to doom your data quality initiative, then advise your technical stakeholders that ignoring the business context is highly recommended.”
Share Your Version
Post a comment below and share your completed version of this Data Quality Mad Lib.
Related Posts
Data Quality Mad Libs (Part 1)
View Printer Friendly Version
Email Article to Friend
Reader Comments (4)
“If you want to deroute your global customer master data initiative, then tell your colleagues that following the USPS standard is highly recommended.”
This is a tough one Jim - but I'll try two out:
“If you want to destroy your business intelligence initiative, then tell your senior management that just going with their gut is highly recommended.”
OR
“If you want to loose all credibility for your data analysis initiative, then admit to your users that using huge spreadsheets with macros and near infinite links is highly recommended.”
“If you want to fully leverage your marketing initiative, then scrubbing your addresses associated with your critical customers is highly recommended.”
“If you want to perpetuate your problems with many user created systems, then making your processes for approving new IT needs as slow and bureacratic as possible is highly recommended.”